🎮 Retro Gaming — Physical SNES & N64 Games You Remember
🌎 Worldwide SHIPPING! Worldwide selection of quality-tested cartridges and consoles — rediscover classics or complete your collection.
🇨🇦 If It’s Not Physical, It’s Not Retro. The Way You Remember It Playing.
🇨🇦 Play It the Right Way. This Is the Real Run
🇨🇦 Retro Was Never Digital to Begin With. Blowing on Cartridges Optional.
🇨🇦 SNES and N64 Games for the Everyday Gamer. We Have It. You Deserve It.


Couldn't load pickup availability
Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum.
Two Crude Dudes is a side scrolling beat 'em up for the Sega Genesis, developed by Opera House and published by Data East in 1992, following the company's arcade brawler. After a nuclear explosion, New York needs rebuilding, and the work has barely started when the Big Valley gang arrives and takes full control for itself. The Government's answer is a pair of enormous heavies known as the Crude Dudes, and Two Crude Dudes puts you in their boots to clear the gang out of the ruins, street by street.
You travel through tough streets taking out Big Valley's people, destroying their vehicles and avoiding the force of their weaponry, with a boss waiting at the end of every level. The opposition runs from street muscle to werewolves, skeletons and hunchbacks, which tells you how seriously the game treats its ruined city. The signature move is brute strength: the Crude Dudes can lift enemies and scenery clean over their heads and throw them, which turns most of the screen into ammunition. Two Crude Dudes supports two players, and bringing a friend along is how most people remember playing it.
Two Crude Dudes has aged into a favorite for some of the same reasons it once seemed ridiculous: it is silly, enormously heavy handed and very satisfying, and throwing one enemy into another never stops being funny. The Streets of Rage comparison is fair, but the sheer size of the characters and the physical comedy of hurling things give Two Crude Dudes a character all its own. For collectors it is one of the most entertaining brawlers in the Genesis library, and one of the best cartridges to have ready when someone else picks up the second controller.
Cartridge Only: No Box or Manual
Please note that this listing is for the game cartridge only. The original box, instruction manual, and any other accessories are not included with this purchase unless explicitly stated in the listing. What you receive is exactly what you need to play: the cartridge itself, tested and confirmed working.
Condition & Authenticity
This game has been tested and is fully functional. We do not authenticate or certify originality, and listings are intended for players and everyday collectors rather than professional grading or authentication purposes.
Images & Regional Differences
Product images are for reference only. Label artwork, cartridge color, and regional markings (PAL or NTSC) may vary from the item you receive.
You may return most new, unopened items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We'll also pay the return shipping costs if the return is a result of our error (you received an incorrect or defective item, etc.).
You should expect to receive your refund within four weeks of giving your package to the return shipper, however, in many cases you will receive a refund more quickly. This time period includes the transit time for us to receive your return from the shipper (5 to 10 business days), the time it takes us to process your return once we receive it (3 to 5 business days), and the time it takes your bank to process our refund request (5 to 10 business days).
If you need to return an item, simply login to your account, view the order using the "Complete Orders" link under the My Account menu and click the Return Item(s) button. We'll notify you via e-mail of your refund once we've received and processed the returned item.
We can ship to virtually any address in the world. Note that there are restrictions on some products, and some products cannot be shipped to international destinations.
When you place an order, we will estimate shipping and delivery dates for you based on the availability of your items and the shipping options you choose. Depending on the shipping provider you choose, shipping date estimates may appear on the shipping quotes page.
Please also note that the shipping rates for many items we sell are weight-based. The weight of any such item can be found on its detail page. To reflect the policies of the shipping companies we use, all weights will be rounded up to the next full pound.
Thanks for subscribing!
This email has been registered!